Hockey Puck Bag

In gym class today, we were playing floor hockey. Yeah, it sucks because there are no skates and you can't glide around or even fight one another.

Anyways, some kid takes a slap shot, and the puck hits my left thigh and ricochets into my bag. I go down, of course, almost throw up, and ask the gym teacher if I can sit this one out. He agrees.

So that was 2 days ago, and my left testicle is swollen, and I've been scared to masturbate because of it, and am wondering if there could be any permanent damage from this, or any kind of testicular injury?

Go ask your Dr that:we cannot evaluate your condition at all.
We are no Dr's here:he has to look at it and hold it in his hands and feel around.
Colors

2009-10-07 15:59:00 by Black Honky

Best hockey accessory invention since the water bottle! ... hockey "ice hockey" pucks "hockey coaches" "puck carrier&quot ...

i am asking a younger guy to sadies and his next home hockey game is tuesday. i want something cute but i dont know i was thinking putting sadies? on a hockey puck then having an older player put it in his bag for me for him to find after the game? any other ideas
sorry i cant right lol
i just need an idea on how to ask a guy to a dance in a cute way. something hockey related.

Huh?

2008-01-15 13:54:50 by samanthawerre

Holds up to 50 pucks
Reinforced shoulder strap.
Dimensions 10 x 10 x 10.

-helmet
-Mask
-shoulder pads
-elbow pads
-shin guards
-cup
-mouth guard
-skates
-gloves
-stick
-under armour
-socks
-hockey bag
-tape
-anti odor
-extra laces
-pucks
-skate guards

Is this all he will need or what else will he need? He's 5

You forgot the hockey pants, the neck protector, the jersey, garter for the socks, suspenders or belt for hockey pants, water bottle, mask => you meant cage?

Additional protection/accessories: -skate sharpener
- lace tightener
- helmet repair kit
- hockey wrist bands

2010-10-31 06:06:14 by Brayden & Blake's mommy

1) Do you judge a book by its cover regarding other hockey fans? I know I have been judged before on many instances. I am an average looking girl (I mean that I do not appear butch or anything), and I have been disregard in many hockey discussions. Secondly, has anybody ever disregarded your opinion based upon where you live, your most beloved team, or your appearance?

2)If a hockey rink really had corners (like 90 degree angle type), would battles in the corner get more rough….or more boring? Like would guys just rush over and pop a squat on the puck?

3)The Belle Centre has about 22,500 seats….which I believe is the largest. How big is too big? How many seats can you stuff in an arena before it starts getting pointless?

4)If Gordie Howe really named his kids Gordie….would they be called Mr. Hockey Jr.?

5)NHL logo jewelry……tacky OR hip?

6)If the penalty box were really a box…… it should have a top, right?

7)How do you normally sit while watching hockey at home. Indian style, laying down, sitting on your tummy, edge of you seat?

1) My accent gets me disregarded, most of the time...

2)Rougher. Guys under 6'0 would not chase the puck in corners, It would have the same effect of the trapezoid on the goalie.

3)As long as you can se the puck it wouldn't matter....

4) That would jinx the kid. Lindros & Crosby, case & point.

5)Hip if its not plastic.

6) Only when your team plays the Rangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f79leWmYu x0&feature=PlayList&p=2CCD2B2AE6 34EB15&playnext=1&playnext_from= PL&index=21

7) on edge, I'm always standing when my team is in the offensive zone.

2009-08-14 13:45:49 by Homes Deux

I've got a little brook in my backyard, that is mostly run off from the water drainage along the local neighborhood roads. So, you may imagine what i find. Golf balls, hockey pucks, plastic bags (a lot) etc. What should i do with all of this? Also is there anything else i can do to help the stream.? It is about 3 feet wide usually, but it varies. Thanks!

chicken wire a some point and put it where yoou can clean out the portal.

2008-01-09 15:59:39 by tim l